Life in a Small Town

There was quite a commotion at Safeway today. From the frozen food aisle I got the gist of it. Some genius thought it would be a good idea to leave the store with some unpaid merchandise. Said genius was not bright enough to realize that the undercover in-store security had been following him through the store. So, of course he got caught walking out of the store. And wouldn't you know it-every cop in town had to check out the scene. When we left there were 3 sheriff cars, 3 cop cars, 1 cop suv, and a motorcycle cop. You gotta love living in a place where the big police scene for the day is some genius shoplifting from the grocery store at 4 in the afternoon.