Dear Children...

Consider this your 48 hour notice. You have been wreaking havoc on my house and it is coming to an end. Enjoy creating 9 million pieces of confetti that you throw on your floor. Relish the 2,000 toys strewn across the playroom. Have fun continuing to smear toothpaste on the counter, and floor, and mirror. Keep stepping over those toys and towels on the bathroom floor. Don't you worry about the ketchup smeared on my table or counter. Nevermind those toys thrown about the backyard. Or the stacks of laundry that are patiently waiting for you to put them away in your room---not my living room. Enjoy it...because come Saturday morning the fun is going to end. That's right--cleaning day. You will clean like you have never cleaned before. It's going to be so much fun... well it will be for me anyway!